Bobby
A bookworm struggling with basic social skills, particularly
around females. Has Einstein hair and tape wrapped around one
side of his eyeglasses; likes white socks/sandals and ill-fitting
shorts (early 20's; baritone/bass)
Matthew/Arthur Auriello
Tall, well-built, handsome; natty dresser, with a killer smile and a
score to settle (Early 20's; tenor/baritone)
Melody "Simms" Simeoli
Italian-looking; vivacious; independent, attractive and fit.
(19-20; mezzo/soprano with a strong belt.)
Grammie G-Augustina "Gussie" Simeoli
Thick Italian accent; strong-willed-set-in-her-ways,
bordering on crusty; opinionated widow; (60's; soprano)
Janet
An exotic beauty (possibly African -American mix) with an ample
Chest, va-va-va-voom figure and brilliant mind.
(Early 20's; alto)
Big Al
Short, stocky, ex-Marine who's tough on the outside and melted
mozzarella on the inside; especially for "Gussie." (60's; tenor)
Dirk Golding
Cigar-chomping local developer with a massive ego
(Late 40's-50's; baritone/bass)
Candy Kemple
High strung, motor mouth redhead with an opinion on
everything. (Early 20's; mezzo/alto)
Anthony Falconi
Italian looks; heavy New York or New Jersey accent; can fix
anything but his love life with Candy. (20's; tenor/baritone)
Nadine Kaminsky
Has a certain "reputation," aided by trashy make up, teased
platinum hair and tight clothing; voluptuous Marilyn Monroe
type. Never met a man she didn't like to put her hands on. Dumb
as a fox. (Early 20's)
Ensemble
Minimum: 2 females, 2 males; portray customers on the boardwalk
and in Big Al's; do voiceovers, dance numbers
(Must sing and dance)
